meow ^._.^

haha. no

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sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

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223,229 notes

sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

(via exoclia)

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sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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